The grinning Mail Office worker returned holding Monkey’s package.
“Yeah, what happened is the package came out on Saturday but the driver, right, he didn’t know where to go; so he just brought it here.”
“Oh… OK… that’s fine, I mean it’s not like you guys deliver post or anything.”
True story. I finally got my new fivefinger shoes today (they fit like a dream too!); turns out I should have had them on Saturday, but the driver couldn’t find my house so just took it to the delivery office. Even the guy explaining this to me behind the counter could hardly keep a straight face. All credit to him he put it out there as if it wasn’t utterly ridiculous…