Walking back home, Luke stepped on a huge mushroom infuriating the leprechaun who lived there.
“My house! I’m gonna get you! I’ll give you a choice: I’m either going to turn you into a well-endowed but repulsive centaur that no-one can love or a super-attractive angel without any genitals.”
Whilst I was at home over Easter my friend Cpt.Beardseye kept posing these hypothetical scenarios in which you step on a leprechauns house and to get you back he forces you to make a difficult, though usually absurd, decision. Here’s my own take on that. What would you rather: have the tools but no opportunity to use them, or all the opportunity but no tools?