“Avast ye scurvey dogs!” Cried Cpt. Washington P. Stinkyfoot, brandishing his cutlass. “Prepare for boarding!”
“What?” the man yelled back.
“Full speed ahead boys!”
The pedalo crashed into the side of the oil tanker, sending the captain careening out and into the sea, his newspaper hat lost to the wind.
Another character joins my mini-saga motley crew! Captain Washington P. Stinkyfoot, a drifter who thinks he’s a pirate (he might be Shytsmir the brown’s long lost brother actually), sailing the high seas on his stolen pedalo looking for booty.