“Stand back!” Yelled Shytsmir as Smaug reared up to blast Bilbo with flames. He thrust his staff towards the dragon’s gut causing fire and excrement to fire out from either end, coating the mountain of treasure beneath him in filth.
“I think I’ll pass on the gold.” Sighed the hobbit.
The brown wizard returns in another epic saga. This time a retelling of the Hobbit. I’m guessing none of Thorin’s company wanted much of the treasure after the dragon had finished emptying it’s bowels onto it. Ah well, don’t bring a brown wizard on a treasure hunt I guess.
P.S. Couldn’t help smuggling in a Game of Thrones reference, seeing as the second season begins on Sunday. Eeeeeeeeeep!