Kate decided to thwart the moles whose little brown mounds had ruined her perfectly preened garden by suffocating them under a tonne of earth from a nearby quarry.
“Dig that up you little bastards”
she cackled as she looked with satisfaction at the mountain where her garden used to be.
Another late one today, I will have to start writing since in advance to post earlier in the day…
Whelp, that’s all for today. Pip pip!