Having completed his penguin translator Richard was surprised to hear just one word being repeated:


Hundreds gathered for the unveiling of his discovery and amidst millions of penguins he turned on the machine. This time, as the penguins closed in around them, another word sounded from the device.



I’ve always wondered what would happen if the penguins turned on us. Maybe I’ll ask Steven Spielberg to make a film about it: When we took all their fish, they took all our lives. Rise of the penguins: They’re black and white and red all over. (ed: I owe this joke to the kids TV program ‘Recess’)

In all seriousness, I think I could have a penguin… Two to go…

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